My First Ever Musical High-Five

Snappy comebacks have no place here, they're useless, all the same
You know we're workin', you know we're workin', "a little two man game"
Never before, never again
Never before, never again
Never before, never a sin, "we should get together again"
Boxers, briefs, Indian chiefs
Sergeant salt, and Doctored Hot Pepper, when good taste, and smooth flavor, come together
If you walk the same road everyday
What separates work from play
Jack's a dull boy, my ass, no way
Jill's been a bad influence, trouble maker, while you were away
I'm on fire, fetch a pail of water, hell make it a bourbon double, and a pack of smokes
Tumbler's happily ever after

Question him, find out what he knows
Question me, keep me on my toes

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went to jam
This little piggy went to war, for uncle Sam
But there's more than one side to me, that's for sure
And only one of five that's sweet and pure
Because there's a big bad wolf in me
And I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll puff, and I'll puff, and I'll puff, and I'll puff
And I'll puff, and I'll puff, and I'll puff, and I knowing me I'll puff some more, and you know
By then I'll probably have forgotten what in the heck I was originally doing, and turn on some Floyd, maybe get some popcorn
And some of those little chocolate covered peanuts

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